TULAN

Yo, yo, check it out. Zhe(4) si(3) wa(4) zhor(3) eh(3) gua(1)...

Uh huh...uh huh...

CHORUS:
TULAN, sibeh sibeh TULAN. Ah-ah...
TULAN, cincia cincia TULAN. Yo Yo...

Lu(4) meng(3) wa(4) har(1) mi(4) dai(3) ji(3)
Wa(4) ka(3) lu(4) gong(2) ji(4) geh(3) dai(3) ji(3)

Wa(4) cincia cincia bo(3) meng(2)
Zhor(4) mi(4) ji-geh dai(3) ji(3) eh(3) huat(4) seng(1)

Beng(3) zai(1) wa(4) hor(3) bau(1) kang(1) kang(1)
Goh(4) ai(2) wa(4) kor(4) lag(4) pua(4) kang(1)
Wa(4) cincia deng(2) beh(3) diao(2) liao(4)
Wa(4) bah(3) lu(4) ai(2) mo(4) liu(3) lian(2) liao(4)!
CHORUS:
TULAN, sibeh sibeh TULAN. Ah-ah...
TULAN, cincia cincia TULAN. Yo Yo...

Ji(4) ban(1) dia(3) pai(2) lang(2) bo(3) kua(4) juey(3)
Lim(1) KOPI diou(3) sibeh juey(3)

Gang(1) hu(1) bo(3) xiang(3) li(2) xiao(3) long(2)
Gong(2) uie(3) diou(3) siang(3) AH LONG

SAMSENG tao(3) zheng(2) xiang(3) jia(4) kau(4)
Wa(4) lang(2) tao(3) zheng(2) xiang(3) ang(3) kau(2)

Wa(4) SUKA ji(4) geh(3) kok(4) ka(1)
Na(3) si(3) gia(3) BEG pun ai(2) kia(1)!

CHORUS:

TULAN, sibeh sibeh TULAN. Ah-ah...
TULAN, cincia cincia TULAN. Yo Yo...

Ji(4) ban(1) ANGKAT KAKI beh(3) eia(3) lang(2)
GOYANG KAKI beh(3) su(1) lang(2)

Dua(3) dan(1) dai(3) ji(3) mai(4) kir(1) pua(3)
Suey(4) dan(1) dai(3) ji(3) bang(4) beh(3) suah(4)

Zhor(4) ga(4) wa(4) lang(2) bo(3) lui(2) kai(1)
Wa(4) lang(2) kok(4) dak(4) bo(3) yeng(1) kai(1)

Ai(1) giu(3) e-lang bo(2) hu(3)
E-lang ga(3) wa-lang gong(2) zheng(4) hu(4)!

CHORUS:

TULAN, sibeh sibeh TULAN. Ah-ah...
TULAN, cincia cincia TULAN. Yo Yo...

Wa(4) ai(2) qiu(4) gua(1) hor(3) kok(4) ka(1)
E-lang diou(3) zhor(4) wa(4) kia(1) kia(1)!

CHORUS:
TULAN, sibeh sibeh TULAN. Ah-ah...
TULAN, cincia cincia TULAN. Yo Yo... (REPEAT till fade...)

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I was soooo TULAN, i decided to write this to The Star paper and also to MYFM.

editor@thestar.com.my

Subject: BELATED SAMANS

Dear editor,

My mum went to the post office this morning to help me renew my road tax. Unfortunately she couldn't as they told her my name was blacklisted. She then drove all the way to JPJ to find out why. The staff in JPJ told her the same thing that my name was blacklisted and I need to settle a summon at the traffic police station first before i can proceed to renew my road tax. She then went to the police station to settle the fine for me.

When my mum questioned me about this I was utterly surprised as i remember i had settled all my JPJ tickets and summons one month ago. Nonetheless I took my day off to check it out and to my horror the summon was dated back in 2001. My mum was forced to pay RM300 for this summon this morning as they "threatened" to issue a warrant of arrest.

I was just a college student back in 2001 when i committed the offense and the memory was still fresh in my mind as i had gone to the same police station to lodge a report with my father. I even met up with a "Sarjan" in the police station and he said i had to pay an extra RM400 because i was under 21 years old. So my father did. Everything was settled back then in the police station. In fact my car had even claimed its insurance.

All these years i had no problem renewing my road tax and i had even sold the respective car in 2004. When i was bombarded with this summon just now i turned purple. I literally barged into the police station and demanded for an explanation. All they did was roughly looked at the payment receipt and told us they couldn't retrieve any data from their computers. They practically brushed us off and "chased" us back to JPJ to "seek" the truth. In an accusing manner, they even asked us to show them prove by presenting the previous receipt. We realised they are no help to us so we walked out in vain.

Is this the treatment that we public are suppose to get? Shouldn't they be updating their system at least every once a year so that they don't miss out any summons like what happen to the Express bus tragedy in Taiping? How am i suppose to produce a receipt dated six years back when my previous car is history? All of these are sufficient for us to map out the "efficiency" and the "effectiveness" of the two govenment departments - JPJ and the Police.

I'm not concern whether i'm going to get back the money or not as i already know it will be fruitless. I'm just want to alert everyone else that they might be facing the same situation as i have. How do we know that we are not paying blindly for an offense that occurred years ago and was almost impossible for us to scrape all the pieces back into place? This is truly unfair to us as I'm sure none of us would keep track of these. Yes, as a law-abiding citizen everyone of us should pay for all the offenses we made on the road but these kind of reckless responsibilities from the government bodies are not forgivable.

Who can we trust in the future when those assigned to protect our social welfare and safety have abused their power to do so?

Angie

Klang

If anybody happens to read this in the newspaper, please be kind to inform me k? Thank you very much...

P/S: Everybody, keep all your summons and receipts for the next 50 years please. Selamat 50th Merdeka...